
Guaranteed Human™ - Women Crest Hoodie
$65.00
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Not a robot. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.
This hoodie is a playful badge of honor for anyone proudly embracing real emotions, real mistakes, real laughs, and real human chaos. Featuring our original Guaranteed Human™ emblem, it’s designed to make a statement whether you’re conquering the world or just surviving Monday.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Because being Human is the whole point.
Sizes
OVERSIZE fit. Regular sizing for oversize fit. Size down for a regular fit.
WOMEN SIZING
W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve Length
S • US 4–6
W 21.5 | L 28 | SL 33.5
M • US 8–10
W 23.5 | L 28.5 | SL 34.5
L • US 12–14
W 25.5 | L 29.5 | SL 35.5
XL • US 16–18
W 27.5 | L 30 | SL 36.5
2XL • US 18–20
W 29.5 | L 30.5 | SL 37.5
Specs
• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Guaranteed Human is a lifestyle apparel brand.
