Guaranteed Human™ Stamp - Baby Bodysuit

Guaranteed Human™ Stamp - Baby Bodysuit

$18.00

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Guaranteed Human™ Onesie

 

Not a baby robot. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.

This onesie features our signature Guaranteed Human™ stamp, marking you officially certified as real. It's an honor to be a brand new human!

 

Stamped loud. Worn proud.
Because being human is the whole point.

Sizes

True to size. Designed with a slightly roomier fit for comfort, movement, and diaper wear.

W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve Length

NB (0–3M): W 7.50 | L 10.75 | SL 2.52
• Height: 1'8"–2'0" (50–60 cm)
• Weight: 6–12 lb (3–5.5 kg)

6M (3–6M): W 9.00 | L 11.76 | SL 2.76
• Height: 2'0"–2'2" (60–67 cm)
• Weight: 12–16.5 lb (5.5–7.5 kg)

12M (6–12M): W 10.00 | L 12.75 | SL 2.99
• Height: 2'2"–2'5" (67–75 cm)
• Weight: 16.5–22 lb (7.5–10 kg)

18M (12–18M): W 11.00 | L 13.75 | SL 3.23
• Height: 2'5"–2'8" (75–82 cm)
• Weight: 22–25 lb (10–11.5 kg)

24M (18–24M): W 12.00 | L 14.75 | SL 3.50
• Height: 2'8"–2'11" (82–90 cm)
• Weight: 25–29 lb (11.5–13 kg)

Specs

.: 100% rib cotton
.: Expandable lap shoulder neckline
.: Bottom snap closure
.: Printed care label inside
.: Onesies® Brand tag on left leg seam

- Lightweight 4.5 oz combed ringspun cotton for breathability
- Ribbed knit binding for soft stretch and easy movement
- Side seams for lasting shape retention
- Matching plastic snap cross-closure for quick changes
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

Guaranteed Human is a lifestyle apparel brand.