Guaranteed Human™ - Kids Heavy Cotton Tee
Guaranteed Human™ T-Shirt
Not a kid robot. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.
This tee is a playful badge of honor for anyone proudly embracing real emotions, real mistakes, real laughs, and real human chaos. Featuring our original Guaranteed Human™ emblem, it’s designed to make a statement whether you’re conquering the world or just surviving school.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Because being Human is the whole point.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
XS (5–6): W 16.14 | L 20.47 | SL 13.39
S (7–8): W 16.93 | L 22.05 | SL 14.17
M (9–10): W 18.11 | L 23.62 | SL 15.35
L (11–12): W 18.90 | L 25.20 | SL 16.14
XL (12+): W 20.08 | L 26.38 | SL 17.32
W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve Length
