Guaranteed Human™ Halloween Women's Softstyle Tee - Limited Edition
$26.00
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Not a ghost. Not a monster. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.*
*Except after dark.
Our limited-edition Halloween tee celebrates the slightly spooky side of being human—because real emotions, questionable decisions, late-night chaos, and the occasional transformation are all part of the experience.
Featuring our Halloween edition Guaranteed Human™ design, it’s made for haunted houses, costume parties, October nights, or anyone whose human status gets a little questionable once the sun goes down.
Wear it while you can.
Because after dark, we make no guarantees. 👻
Sizes
S — W 17 | L 25.5 | SL 13.75
M — W 19 | L 26 | SL 14.5
L — W 21 | L 27 | SL 15.25
XL — W 23 | L 28 | SL 16.25
2XL — W 25 | L 28.5 | SL 17
W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve Length
Specs
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Guaranteed Human is a lifestyle apparel brand.