Guaranteed Human™ Halloween Men Classic T-Shirt - Limited Edition
$26.00
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Not a ghost. Not a monster. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.*
*Except after dark.
Our limited-edition Halloween tee celebrates the slightly spooky side of being human—because real emotions, questionable decisions, late-night chaos, and the occasional transformation are all part of the experience.
Featuring our Halloween edition Guaranteed Human™ design, it’s made for haunted houses, costume parties, October nights, or anyone whose human status gets a little questionable once the sun goes down.
Wear it while you can.
Because after dark, we make no guarantees. 👻
Sizes
Sizes:
S: W 17.99 | L 27.48 | SL 8.11
M: W 20.00 | L 28.74 | SL 8.39
L: W 21.97 | L 29.76 | SL 8.66
XL: W 23.98 | L 30.75 | SL 8.98
2XL: W 25.98 | L 32.01 | SL 9.33
3XL: W 27.99 | L 32.99 | SL 9.65
W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve
Specs
- Ribbed knit collar for stretch and shape retention
- Side-seamed, modern classic fit for better structure
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for smooth wear and durability
- 100% cotton or cotton-blend options depending on color
Care instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Guaranteed Human is a lifestyle apparel brand.