Guaranteed Human - Emblem Crop Top
Guaranteed Human™ Crop Top
Not a robot. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.
This top is a playful badge of honor for anyone proudly embracing real emotions, real mistakes, real laughs, and real human chaos. Featuring our original Guaranteed Human™ emblem, it’s designed to make a subtle statement whether you’re conquering the world or just surviving Monday.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Because being Human is the whole point.
Product features
- 52% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for softness and durability
- Extra-light weight fabric (3.6 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Form-fitting, cropped silhouette that flatters the waist
- Side seams for structural support and longer shape retention
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
Fitted, cropped silhouette. Designed to sit at or above the waist. Shorter than a standard t-shirt
XS/S (US 00–4) - W 15.62 | L 17.12
• Fit: Fitted
M/L (US 6-10) - W 16.50 | L 17.50
• Fit: Fitted

















