Guaranteed Human™ - Baby Bodysuit
Guaranteed Human™ Onesie
Not a baby robot. Not an algorithm. Guaranteed Human.
This onesie features our signature Guaranteed Human™ emblem, marking you officially certified as real. It's an honor to be a brand new human!
Stamped loud. Worn proud.
Because being human is the whole point.
True to size. Designed with a slightly roomier fit for comfort, movement, and diaper wear.
W = Width | L = Length | SL = Sleeve Length
NB (0–3M): W 7.50 | L 10.75 | SL 2.52
• Height: 1'8"–2'0" (50–60 cm)
• Weight: 6–12 lb (3–5.5 kg)
6M (3–6M): W 9.00 | L 11.76 | SL 2.76
• Height: 2'0"–2'2" (60–67 cm)
• Weight: 12–16.5 lb (5.5–7.5 kg)
12M (6–12M): W 10.00 | L 12.75 | SL 2.99
• Height: 2'2"–2'5" (67–75 cm)
• Weight: 16.5–22 lb (7.5–10 kg)
18M (12–18M): W 11.00 | L 13.75 | SL 3.23
• Height: 2'5"–2'8" (75–82 cm)
• Weight: 22–25 lb (10–11.5 kg)
24M (18–24M): W 12.00 | L 14.75 | SL 3.50
• Height: 2'8"–2'11" (82–90 cm)
• Weight: 25–29 lb (11.5–13 kg)
